- She’s an ass-kicking bitch. If a dog has the temerity to look her in the eye, she instantly becomes all teeth and goes straight for its neck.
- Despite her vicious front, she is, at heart, a little tiny baby that just wants to be loved.
- She obeys my every command…eventually.
- She hates all new people immediately. If you interact with me and you give her space, she’s eventually going to want to lick your face.
- As long as I’m there to watch her, she will swim all day.
- She will exhaust herself chasing balls. When she gets really tired, she forgets to drop the ball.
- She really only has three things to tell me:
- I want you to take me out (a carefully placed tissue or sock in the living room)
- I’m hungry (a nod and a growl at her food dish)
- I love you (licking my face)