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  • Turning the Inner Critic into an Encouraging Guide

    February 15, 2008

    This post is an experiment to get more creativity out of my day. I’ve written this to show two voices that are a part of my writing process. The first, in black, is the inner creator. The …

  • Happy Valentine's Day, Mom and Dad

    February 14, 2008

    My parents met each other on St. Valentine’s day, 1962. They met at a bar in the San Fernando Valley. My mom was there to meet a date. She was then a 34-year-old divorced mother of four who …

  • The Holiday This Country Needs

    February 11, 2008

    I’m calling for a new holiday tradition. I think young children should get dressed up, like they often do at Easter, fill paper bags with candy, and go with their parents to nursing homes to …

  • Obama for President

    February 8, 2008

    I saw a sticker on a pick-up truck yesterday with the word Clinton on it. The “C” in Clinton was in the shape of a hammer and sickle, insinuating that Bill Clinton or Hilary or both are …

  • Trusting the Method

    January 17, 2008

    After I got out of the shower yesterday, I curled my arm to look at the size of my bicep. It had been a while since I had done this. I was impressed. It looked noticeably larger than the last time I …

  • “Showers Likely All Day And Tonight As Well"

    January 10, 2008

    That was the weather forecast on my clock radio alarm this morning. He could have just said, “Expect constant rain.” I expected this. I’ve known for a while that January is a …

  • The Year I Learned to Let Go

    December 31, 2007

    This is how I would sum up 2007. It was the year I learned to let go. 2006, in contrast, was the year I held on. I clung to the memory of Wendy and the ideas we had for our future. I clutched at my …

  • My Firefox Extensions

    December 3, 2007

    I use Firefox. One of the reasons why I use it is that I can use all manor of extensions—tiny helper programs—that people create on their own time to improve the functionality of the Internet …

  • On Commitment

    November 9, 2007

    I’ve been doing a lot over the last several weeks. I’ve been adding new commitments one by one to get ready for a return to the world. In that time, I realize that I’ve left off …

  • Losing Keys Off the Chain

    October 23, 2007

    I have trouble watching baseball on TV. It seems like such a time suck. I feel guilty, so I often try to do other things while the game is on. The other day, I used the time to defrag my key chain. …

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