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  • Now I'm 33

    December 10, 2002

    Yesterday was my 33rd birthday. Not so much of an event these days, or not this year, anyway. I kept thinking it was the first birthday without my dad. Next we’ll be coming up on the first …

  • “Anytime Thomas”

    December 3, 2002

    Across from me on the ferry is a family with two young kids. The kids are cute and seem very normal—they’re busying themselves quietly with little pretend games and diversions. The boy is about …

  • My Father's Unexplained Return

    November 27, 2002

    Dreamt of my dad last night. I guess it was the first real dream with me interacting with him. He just suddenly showed up again, and there was no explaination for his 10-month absence. Just showed up …

  • Goofbag

    November 26, 2002

    I just thought of a new word—“Goofbag”. It’s hard to believe that its nearly the end of November already—I guess it’s that I’ve been so busy at work that the weeks are …

  • Semi-Annual Review

    November 13, 2002

    I had my semi-annual review at work today. Basically, it’s a process to review your accomplishments, strengths, and weaknesses with the management chain above you, and then set short-term and …

  • Hospital Freak-Out

    November 7, 2002

    I’ve been feeling really bad for the last couple of days. I’ve had a pain in the lower left side of my abdomen for a few days that’s ranges from nonexistant to dull to sharp and …

  • My Business Trip to the Moon

    November 7, 2002

    I dreamt that I went with two co-workers on a business trip to the moon. We went there in space helmets and short sleeves; the moon was very balmy in my dream. I was happy to see that the clumpy dust …

  • Phone Poems

    October 29, 2002

    My new phone has text messaging that’s not really practical as a communication medium. It’s somewhat time consuming to enter a message, which is alright since there is a very limited …

  • The Essence of Aging

    October 29, 2002

    I’m feel like I’m learning some unteachable, inchoate lesson about the essence of aging. I was in going to sleep last night when I realized that so many of my attitudes and beliefs of 15 …

  • Snipers and Poisoned Tylenol

    October 24, 2002

    They’re looking for a guy who’s been called “The Maryland Sniper” by searching a house in Tacoma, WA. He’s killed nine people so far and wounded three by setting up near …

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