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  • Be The Change

    December 29, 2005

    I’ve logged about 700 miles of driving in the last three days and I’ve seen a lot of cars. Today I saw a license plate holder that read “Be the change you would like to see in the …

  • Making Light of Loss

    December 19, 2005

    For Shame! I’m so very angry at this president. Tonight is the last straw. We need to rise up as a nation, with torches and pitchforks, and drive this monster out of our land. Here’s why: …

  • The Central Lie in the Iraq War

    December 4, 2005

    CAPTION From a speech President Bush gave titled “Plan for Victory” to United States Naval Academy Annapolis, Maryland on November 30, 2005. “Yet the terrorists have made it clear …

  • Pulp Novels

    October 27, 2005

    Sitting in brown paper shopping bag, somewhere in the garage of my memory My mother was a constant reader. She still reads a lot—more than I do—but when I was a kid, she was a constant reader. She …

  • Tiny Tractor, Tiny Farm

    October 17, 2005

    Toys for Old Boys I went for a walk around my neighborhood yesterday and noticed a guy down the street was putting a bundle of sticks into a wagon. Well, it wasn’t really a wagon but …

  • The Sound of 40,000 Disappointments

    October 14, 2005

    The NLCS Game 2 bottom of the fifth was riveting. When Oswalt struck out Edmunds, you could hear the sound of 40,000 disappointments! The camera stayed on Oswalt’s face then as he trotted off …

  • “Like Eating Pictures of Food"

    September 11, 2005

    I was reading this website, where the writer explains in terms of computers and operating systems. It gets pretty technical, but I was understanding enough to follow it when I came to this sentence: …

  • Projected to Live to 85

    September 1, 2005

    Digg.com turned me onto to this mortality calculator, which gives you a projected life span based on several health- and lifestyle-related questions. My results were that low-end estimates say 75, …

  • The Repeated Headline: Bush Invokes Sept 11 to Defend Iraq War

    August 20, 2005

    I wish I had a nickel for every time I have heard this news story in the last year. I’m starting to think that our Dear Leader is a monomaniac. Before September 11, 2001, tax cuts were his …

  • Reviewing 2002

    August 8, 2005

    I just went back and corrected some of the code from my 2002 archives. It took me about three hours. I didn’t read all of the posts, but I read a few of them. It’s amazing to me that I …

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